On day the big chief comes along and calls the Missionary into his hut, where he was sharpening his big axe. He explains to the white man that his daughter has just given birth to a white baby, and that since he's the only white man for thousands of miles, he will be the main course that night.

"Now just hang on a minute, give me a chance to explain chief," says the Missionary. "You're jumping to conclusions here. Let me tell you a story. See all those white sheep out in the field and how there's one black one amongst them. That's called ALBINO"

"OK!" says the Chief, "You say nothing about the baby, I say nothing about the sheep!"