Top 10 Reasons For Being Spanish
- You can be mistaken for a Mexican all over North
America
- The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the
Pyrenees
- You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits
etc
- The rest of your country is already invaded by
Moroccans
- Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the
real thing
- Hard to get the women into bed without marrying
them ...
- .. and twice as hard still if you're not a Catholic
- In fact, the only sure way is to dress up in silly too-
tight clothes and
risk your life in front of bulls
- You get to eat bulls' testicles
- Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
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