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Top 10 Reasons For Being English
  1. Two World Wars and One World Cup (doo-dah doo-dah)
  2. Warm beer
  3. You get to confuse yanks with the rules of cricket
  4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
  5. Union jack underpants
  6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
  7. Puts you in with a chance of bedding Lady Di
  8. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not
  9. Ditto changing underwear
  10. Beats being Welsh,
  11. Or Scottish

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