"Well," says the boy's mother, "God is unique. He's both a man and a woman."

This further confuses the little boy, so he says, "Mom, is God black or white?"

The mother begins to get a little embarassed, but she answers, "God is both black and white, honey."

The even more confused little boy then asks, "Mom, is God gay or straight?"

The boy's mother mow hesitates, but she answers, "Well, God is both gay and straight, son."

The boy now smiles with understanding. "Mom! Now I know! Is God Michael Jackson?"