Two old guys and a Pollock go hunting. The first night,
one old man
comes back with a deer.
"How'd ya' get it?" the Pollock asked.
"Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got me a
deer."
The second night, the other old man comes back to camp
with two
deer.
"How'd ya' get 'em?" the Pollock asked.
"Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got me two
deer."
On the third night, the Pollock's out until three in the
morning.
He comes staggering into the camp all beat up, with torn
clothes,
tons of bruises, and a lot of fractures.
"What happened to you?" asked one of the old men.
"Follow the tracks, follow the tracks-BOOM-got hit by a
train."
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