There are a Frenchman, an Englishman, a German and a Jew
on a
plane, and about half way through their flight the captain
reports that
there are engine troubles, and in order to stay in the air
the plane must
lose some weight. After the baggage is dropped, the plane
is still too
heavy.
The frenchman, being full of pride for his country, opens
the
plane door and says "Viva la France" and jumps out. Still
too heavy.
The Englishman says "For my Queen and country" and jumps
out, but
the plane is still too heavy.
The German says "For the Fatherland" and pushes the Jew
out.
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