This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white
wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and
the bartender
looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are
ya... where ya
from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th'
hell is a
taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's
OK boys, he's
one of us!"