A US Border Patrol Agent catches an
illegal alien in the bushes right by the
border fence, he pulls him out and
says "Sorry, you know the law, you've
got to go back across the border right
now."
The mexican man pleads with
them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay
in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to
himself, I'm going to make it hard for
him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you
can use 3 english words in a
sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells
him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink
and Yellow. Now use them in 1
sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for
about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm,
Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green,
Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?"
Submitted by: Anonymous
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