One day there was three guys, a American, Australian and
German. They
were all braging about how long their dicks were so they
decided to put it
to a test.
All of them walked up a fifty story building and floped it
out.
First the German went and it fell to 15 stories and they
all were
impressed.
Then the Australian went and he floped it out and his fell
to 30 stories
and the other two were impressed.
Then the last, the American went and as soon as he floped
it out he started
wiggling his waist and the other two said "What are you
doing?"
He said "doging traffic."