Rectum: I had two Caddilacs but my ol lady rectum.

Hotel : I gave my woman da crabs and da hotel evabody.

Odyssey : I told my bro, man, you odyssey da tits on da hoe.

Stain : My muda-in-law axed me if I'm stain for dinna agin.

Seldom : My cousin give me tickets to da Warriors game so I seldom.

Penis : I went to da docta an he hanned me a cup and said penis.

Foreclose : If I pay alimony dis munf, I'd have no muny foreclose.

Undermine : Dare's a fine lookin hoe livin in da partmunt undermine.

Disappointment : My parole offcer tel me if I miss disappointment he gonna kill me

Tripoli : I was gonne buy my ol lady a bra but I coudnt find no Tripoli

Income : I just got in bed wit dis hoe and income my wife

Honor : At da rape trial da judge axed my bro who be honor first.

Fortify : I axed da hoe how much and she said fortify.

Israel : Alphonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said man dat looks fake and he said no Leroy, Israel.

Leroy got an "A" on his assignment.