An old Jewish peddler ambled down a street in Tel Aviv
carrying two
large watermelons. A tourist stopped him to ask, "Where
is Ben Yehuda
Street?"
The peddler answered, "Please hold these two
watermelons."
The tourist managed to gather them in his arms,
whereupon the peddler
made an expansive gesture with his hands and exclaimed
petulantly, "How
should I know?"