There was a Japanese person, a Mexican, and an American
standing over a
bridge. They all decided to show off their respective
countrys' wealth by throwing away things that they had too
much of.
The Japanese man said "We have so much of this that if I
throw some out, it wouldn't even make a difference!" and
he threw over some rice.
The Mexican said "I could throw this out ALLLL day and my
country would still have an unlimited supply!" and threw
over
some beans.
The American said "We have SO many of these that if I
throw one away, my country would actually APPLAUD me!" and
he threw over the Mexican.
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