Once an Italian, a Polish person and Czechoslovakian went
camping.
While they were sleeping two giant bears came and ate them
all. The
rangers came and found the torn up camp site. Then they
saw the bears.
They shot the bears and cut open the female. In the bear
they found the
Italian and the Polish person. One ranger said to the
other "where's the
Czechosolvakian?" The other ranger said: "the Czech's in
the male."