An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck are construction
workers for a tall
building. On their lunch break they sit at the top
together. The
Mexican opens his lunchbox and says:
"If I get one more burrito in my lunch, that's it, I'm
going to jump!"
The Irishman says:
"If I get potatoes one more time, that's it, I'm gonna
jump!"
The Redneck says:
"If I get a bolonga sandwhich one more time, that's it,
I'm gonna jump!"
The next day, they all get the same thing and they jump.
At the funeral,
the Mexican's wife is crying, and she says,
"If I only knew, I would have made him something
different."
The Irishman's wife says,
"I can't beleive it, I wish I made him something
different!"
The Redneck's wife says,
"Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."
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