A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and
asks if he
could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man
responds:
"You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another
round to
Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are
you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin
too! Let's
have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What
school did you
go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated
in '62."
"This is unbelievable!," the first man says. "I went to
Saint Mary's
and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down
at the bar.
"What's been going on?," he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins
are drunk
again."