God was cooking up some humans in his
'Lively Oven' one day, and he made a lot of
mistakes.
When God made a black man, he said, "Egh! I
burnt 'em again!"
When God made a white man, he said, "Come
on? It's raw!"
When God made a hispanic man, he said,
"Ahh.. just right."
When God made an Asian man, he said, "Oh my
me! Jesus, did you pee on the Asians again?
And don't pull the eyes.." Sigh.
Submitted by: Anonymous
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