A young beautiful brunette French girl goes into a bar and
she is
wearing this low cut black sleeveless dress.
She sits down and waves her arm at the bartenter and
says "Oh
bartender" "May I have a scotch and soda please?!" (well
we all know
French girls don't shave their armpits)
The regular drunk at the end of the counter says "Put the
pretty
ballerina's drink on my tab" so the bartender does.
A little bit later The pretty girl waves her arm and
says "Oh
Bartender" "May I have another scotch and soda please"
Again the regular drunk at the end of the counter
says "Put the pretty
ballerina's drink on my tab"
and the bartender does.
Well...this goes on a few more times and then the
bartender goes over
to the drunk and says
"why are you buying this girl all these drinks and how do
you know
she's a ballerina?"
The regular drunk says "well, I think she's a pretty girl,
and
anybody that can
raise their leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
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