A black man is dying of thirst in the desert when he finds
a gennie in a bottle.
The gennie grants him three wishes.
He says "First I want a lot of water, Second I want to be
white,
and third I want a lot of pretty naked women to sit on
me"
After a lot of smoke swirling around, he finally regained
his senses...He realized he was turned into a toilet at
Waldorf Astoria.