There is a family of ducks walking along the road, when
all of the sudden
a car swerves and kills all but one baby. Realizing that
he doesn't yet
know what he is, he wanders around looking for some
answers. He sees a
family of skunks walking in the same area as his family
was, and what do
you know a car killed all but one of the babies too. So
the baby duck goes
up to the baby skunk and says "Do you know what I am?"
The skunk says "Well you're yellow, you have a beak,
webbed feet, and
feathers, so you must be a duck. Do you know what I
am?"
The duck says "Well youre not quite white, not quite
black, you smell like
shit, so you must be a Mexican."
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