There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of
nowhere where the
following people are stranded:
- 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
- 2 French men and 1 French woman
- 2 German men and 1 German woman
- 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
- 2 English men and 1 English woman
- 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
- 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
- 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the
middle of nowhere
...
- 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian
woman.
- The 2 French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a
"menage a trois."
- The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of
when they alternate
with the German woman.
- The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
- The 2 English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the
English woman.
- The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless
ocean, one look at the
woman and started swimming.
- The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues
of suicide while the
woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own
and the true nature of
feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes
are low.
- The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-
Southside and
setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is
in the picture,
cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres
of coconut-whiskey,
but at least they know the English aren't getting
any...